The general idea behind Sakura Clicker is that you unlock hentai babes that serve as your fighters. It’s a clicker game that can and will get you off, provided you click hard enough. That’s roughly where we are with Sakura clicker. You can, however, jack off to naked hentai babes who are screaming obscenities at you, while you click on them for hours on end. However, in those games, you also get to jack off, so there’s a lateral reward system. I mean, the point of a porn game in which you build up a harem is to get points to get more girls for your harem. In that sense, clicker games are a lot like porn games in general. It’s like a casino in which you only win, but you have to keep coming back to collect your money and buy more things that eventually net you even more money. There’s something about these kinds of idle clicking games that appeals to people’s general need to accrue more points or more money.

Then, the fellow behind Cookie Clicker figured that this joke of a format works great when it’s done unironically, and lo and behold, he’s rich now. The very first was called Cow Clicker, and it was made as a joke. To be fair, Cookie Clicker was the first serious game in this genre, but not the first overall. I have to cover the basics, and the truth is Cookie Clicker invented this genre, and everyone else who came after has pretty much been coasting on their success.

Or, just skip a few paragraphs until I get to actually talking about Sakura Clicker. If you don’t like it, you can get the fuck out. Well, I can’t talk about Sakura Clicker without first talking about Cookie Clicker.

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